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Rusty Pringle
• My shirt smell like peepee poopoo peg doodo
• Eat your grizzle, eat that giblets
• Giblets, wipe your mouth
• Yo, wipe your mouth corn
• Boot scootin boot punt
• Ridin in small brown ships, toilet water
• Inner chafe, innards chapped... chat
• Wipe, get the cream corn outta your teeth
• Creep, creep hard
• Fart and smack your cheek
• Cheap boxer seam, cheap stitch stichel
• Stinky sandal Randal horseshoe pits and dirt Randal
• Bangs horseshoes
• Pits and dirt
• Randall bangs horseshoes in the horseshoe pit like
• (Ting, ting, twank)
• Studio punch-ins, Douglas at my luncheon
• I'm bunkin on your butthole, stain the carpet
• Twankers bad for your stealth
• Pink brown pillow shocker blast off hot wind chime
• Yo it's your pillow case, It's the Innerspace, it's Douglas Quaid
• And it's Ben Quaid in a paper bag
• A sandwich, a hot dancing turd fringin in skin
• Ringing anus beans, trumpet trumpet trumpet
• Randal eats balloons and food on your chin farts
• Make your voice high
• Pelted P Pillis
• Peterson dent your skin, will pill fart
• Thanks for the hot-dog skin plate, I'll frost your pillow
• With Phil Alberelli, Jon Jon LeRock
• A hot-dog, the shitty breakfast
• Lumped under skin it smells like locker room
• Locker room... Amy Babcock
• Amy Babcock Jeremiah Babcock
• They make out in the back seat
• Bus driver, I'll tell you about it
• Twitchel, Mr. Mitchell
• Mitchell Mitchell twitchel Mitchell
• I'm gonna say names of people that I know
• It's also like Andy Datillio
• Yeah I'm talkin about Billy Jenkins
• I'm also talkin about Jason Turanjo
• I seen a redneck eatin spittle
• I seen a fucking woman eatin some jizzle
• Yeah, I'll twist open your doorknob with a penis grip
• Don't watch out, you might get the penis drip
• Twomp, yeah, basket Brillo batch
• Twang. Spack off of the trillo
• Eat off the Brillo, eat off the plate, Jack
• Stuffed. Stuffed up nose
• My nose got stuffed up,
• It's like frosting pudding drip
• Chip grizzle, Chip get chocolate chips in your bone chisel
• Yeah beautiful girl, I'll show you my beautiful bunion world
• Yap. Yeah, I'll tell you some ingredients
• Tell you the whole recipe
• Ching, ching, ching, ching, ching, ching, ching, ching
• How much business can I fit into one little lipshits
• Pin snits, pinsle
• Put little bits of Christmas tinsle in your whole pinhole
• Yup, I'm ready again, I'm smoking another one
• Yes, I'm goin to McDonald's this morning
• I'm gonna get a breakfast thing
• I'm gonna eat that, and I'm gonna crap in about a minute
• Smelly. It's really smelly. It's really great, it's good to hear
• You wanna hear about some smells in your ear-nose-hole
• Charlie, dumpin a whole garbage truck worth of
• Dump dirt in your laundry
• Yes it's special, I got a whole entourage of Gesso
• I wanna put on the back of your neck roll
• Great, the underside of your belly's like rusty surface cage
• It's like Rocky's dirty underbelly
• Yeah, I break off Cotton Mouth Dan with a whole can of water
• I'll make sure his mouth don't clap
• Ching, ching, ching, ching, ching, ching, ching, ching
• Ching, ching, ching, ching, ching, ching, ching, ching
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