Includes high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more. Paying supporters also get unlimited streaming via the free Bandcamp app.
Purchasable with gift card
name your price
lyrics
Rusty Pringle
• Busty bump ring, red swollen stinger poker
• Hey Charlie, Ben your Johnson, Charles Bronson
• You look like Billy Douglas
• Rutger Hauer muscle muzzle on your word hole guzzler
• Guzzle off the turd bowl... yeah
• Dip up to your wrist, dip till you're pissed
• Don't ask the ching spanker, muscle twanker
• Nuzzle, nuzzle the tadpole guzzler
• Buck tooth, upper jaw root cuttin and chippin
• Watchin tuckus, chuttin chippin rubbin friction
• The Chuts, fartin in the public restroom butt-boomin
• And cramin in a packin in the food and it gone rotten
• Like a big lipper, a deep dipper
• Ridin in it. Something, quadzilla
• I'm in your mom's umbrella, I'm riding on everything
• Sport-lover dirt bike ride
• Dirt bike ride, ride backwards
• Toadfood toadstool, stackin and lactating
• Lactating with a back breaker
• Ben Juan billfold cheese
• Samson Redneck Boy the reddest
• Deadliest dookus breath, reddest roothless chest
• Face tickler lips kissin your girlfriend
• Pickler nippler, guard your breachpad
• Randall, I salute you, I salute, your Voit shoes
• Play a round note on a brown flute
• Mutton mouthfull pack your mouth full
• A pimple, a boogie, your girlfriend get a noogie in the mushy tushy
• Pack your strum buns on a town tune
• Got braces, you need some toothpicks, you need some toothpicks
• You get lettuce in the braces for the lettuce release
• Dart shaft man Randall
• I say shout to you with your horse shoe pits and griddle
• Tightey whitey midnight Randall snackin, elastic strappin
• Midnight confrontation with Matt and
• In the cupboard. Don't back out with the crack out
• Elephant skin pilsner pistol
• Check out your innards ringworm
• Bullet shooter pistol quad sport, teleportin to a shithouse
• Teleportin hog snortin, you think it's stinky, right
• You smell it, it smells right
• But don't put your finger in it, dip your chin in it
• Yo big shout out to the Douglas
• You gotta take care of that sting, you gotta ice your ring up
• You gotta ice that thing
This here is a certified stringle shooter. It will ensure that your grundle is appropriately configured. Plus, this dude can do pretty good kickflips. Barking Spiders
Robins decided to release the recording of his 2016 comedy tour during the Covid-19 shutdown at the behest of fans. Bandcamp New & Notable May 29, 2020
Comedian Chris Gethard’s hilarious new surprise album is devoted to the great state of New Jersey, and the great state of New Jersey alone. Bandcamp New & Notable Dec 18, 2019