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Rusty Pringle
• Holes, teeth, look closely
• Lookin like Nestle Crunch tooth
• Redneck cutoff jean shorts
• Cut duce shot. Duce pairs
• Short ugly, hair comb
• Tough tongue hanger
• No laces in the shoes
• Tongue problem, twang business
• Last of the dune shit pillagers
• Rally sport inch dwindler
• Get off my jockey jockster
• Roller hockey rollin wart growing skank garden
• (inhale) Flower sniffin
• What the body infestation
• Barrel of monkeys melon Beefaroni's
• Bolognas, party
• Party for you happy chowder
• Chunky styled, stylin up a muster
• Air perpetrator, smell rifle expert
• Grundle interpersonal blast-off
• Wind blower, lawnmower, corn-holer
• Old molar, Richard Moulder aka Dick Maldoonski
(scratching/samples)
• Old romaine lettuce
• Old tennis shoes
• You know the story, here's the story
• Pants pulled down, there's something crazy
• A tennis court, and a lazy old man
• Sittin on a lawn chair, tennis pencil
• Skinny legs, skinny brackets
• Still platform shoe pain,
• Midget wrestler, body slammer
• Strippin at your Mommy baby shower
• Skin lancer, filthy Billy goat
• Hooked tooth, hooked tuckles
• Shave your baskets
• Drown out the gangster chrome Jerome necklace
• Purchase goon necklace
• Monstrous, mock-neck monstrosity
• Animal hair situation growin places
• It's butt on butt crime
• Call your Mother. Call Doug's Brother
• It's efficient to call up Daryl Thompson
• Call Scroliosis
• Install some gasket vents in the pants leg
• Gettin your Horatio fatter
• Bunion flares
• Bob Barker
• Box legs, raw eggs
• I guess the spice is ripening
• Don't balloon your nipple out
• Don't push your implant
• Yeah, that's how we're doing this thing
• That's Mosquitoleg
• That's me
• Yo, we're Barking Spiders
• I smell like rusted surface Pringle
• Yes, Douglas, eat the dugout
• You know you got the bugs out
(Hold on, hold on)
• Yes my neck is bitten by a horseflys
• Horses come and bite your lips out
• Yeah, on this track
• That's Skeeterlegs
• And I'm the fucking Pringle biter
• Don't front on the shoe size
• Yup, I'm the cheep defeater
• Nope. Yeah, I'm the cheese eater
• Yeah, I gotta also say shout to my boy
• Unis corn cob nibbler
• Hello, handlebar moustache grower
• You nice, have moustache comb rake
• Yo make sure you tongue mop your plate clean
• Yes
• Poot stank
(sfx)
This here is a certified stringle shooter. It will ensure that your grundle is appropriately configured. Plus, this dude can do pretty good kickflips. Barking Spiders
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