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Rusty Pringle
• Scorched barker, Barking Spiders
• Mob gangster, gun riot naked skin business
• Rampant super slider friction luber
• Measure my tube by my car size
• Spoiler, neon chrome dumpster bumper
• Rollin gas stations stoppin the gas cap
• I rap about the cap
• Open up the gas hole
• Fillin it up with some George W
• Helpin your girl rubbin you
• Not really, jelly buster blister cramp
• Lone bowling, three fingers in
• Three cramps knuckles
• OK, I get some beers, I'm bowlin
• Marlene come bowl for me
• My cramplin Donald barrel gun
• Shootin pins, pistol pin shooter
• Bowlin gangster
• Matt, my weapon, my secret weapon
• Baboon hand gripper
• Wooden floor disaster, grenade pants
• Cutting and dancing wig wearer
• Luke the glasses face
• Looking down the pinway
• They say he's blind, he's got a wretched hairy pillow
• Bowl of soup eater, mouth, soup breath
• Wind fill the house up
• Saturate your couch up
• Make you bring your lunch up
• Pull the rug up, call the Doug up
• See what you got your nose in
• You dipped your chin
• Got some girls to get with
• They like my rap, I like the butt crack, pants huggin
• Huggers. Lee Dungarees ripper
• Wood chipper, skin pincher
• Kicking door in, domestic violence
• Makin the pants perform the silent riot dance
• My product, you'll buy it
• It's like some gritlin chitlin milkshake batter
• Corn, pancake radish sandwich maker, makin biscuits
• Shootin at your mouth, wrist slingster
• Food weapon gangster, toiler prankster
• Using scratching like Matt's my dirty hooker
• Dirty rotten hookers
• Scratch. Rocky's my bird, he wants a scratch
(scratching)
• Yellow nape Amazon
• Rocky parrot crack scratch flinger
• He fling the cracker when I give it to him
• He smacked the chains against the cage
• When he was pissed at me
• Becky said "Don't give the sugar"
• Yo keep chippin the shit off the bottom of the cage
• Wipe ya mouth
• Yo, playin the bean horn
• You're wearing your helmet
• Shell fraction, look at the dumpster
• There's garbage in there idiot
• I said it's smelly, and you smelled it
• I said it's stinky, and you licked it
• Turn out the lights
• Knife throwing, bullet dodger Rodger
• Champion farter, like "poot, twank"
• Scary, lumpy, hairy, greasy, cheesy pumpkin
• Whittlin chin target
• Carve a random item, like a fork
• It's ugly
• Ride around in a basket
• Cause a racket
• Call your daughter, I'll cramp her style
• Create a pile of creepy smiles, smiling silly
• Bunch a hot rod
• Wrestling fat guy swollen upper carrot lip action
• I'll tattoo a rattler on you
• Yo, a freakin rattler. A rattler snake
• Yo, I'm down like your momma's panties
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