1. |
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Tourettes Guy
• (sfx) Oh! Bob Sagat
• She has nice ass. She's a bitch
• I'd like to tit-fuck her ass
• I called her a bitch, right in front of her tits
• I wouldn't fuck her with my own ass
• I wouldn't fuck her with your dick
Rusty Pringle
• Grease the pad lightning
• Barrel traction scooter shootin
• Crusted Russell roundhouse kick your chin piece
• Chuttle chuttle chuttle chang, chang
• Spack off the wang willow
• Hormones tremendous
• Basket latch puncher
• Punchin off the tootin torn, horn (Shirlana)
• Rollin around
• There's brown in the underpants
• Sporting a smoke wagon
• Ahh, Marilyn Manson your underpants, hurdle basket
• Ohh, take it back, step it back a notch
• What do you know about the notchless
• Saucey simpleton
• Bob trunket mouth. Ned Plimpton
• (Shit!) Ned Plimpton?
• Muscles. Dirty little pants
• B-b-brown stance missile launcher
• Old men and the musty roller derby dance balloons
• Not balloons. Ahh
• Crab crotch, getting the stack Jim Turnet
• See my single slang pizza lovin ointment Jenkins
• Sanch it. Sanch it up, you look like you eat
• Don't let the chest hairs your full trouser pad
• Ice Capade goose neck
• Bulgin smells
• Flowering, dumping all with the Don Juan
• Uhn uhn, uhhh. Uughhh, I love the Grape Lady
• (Well, if grape stomping's not your thing...)
• I wanna see the Grape Lady's underpants saggin
• Underbelly tickler action. Ohh
• Is that recording right now? All right. (Stop)
• Don't cripple your toes
• Chest plate, back brace lint remover
• Trim the pillow, snatch the trout swimmer. Ohh
• You're going deep sea fishing later
• Make a sandwich made outta rain
• Down in the dropplin, dripplit batter
• Poopin in your groovin gutter
• Cleaning out the tweezers
• Pull the crab claw, tinsel chain
• Installation performed seamlessly
• Gettin the upper lips crammed full
• Porridge nicely, enter the dirty chick's chambers
• (sfx) Ahh, smell the dumpster, smell the bumper
• Is that enough for your basket? Ahh. Ohh. Ugh
• (sfx outro) Uggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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2. |
Chalk Chest
04:13
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Rusty Pringle
• Swivel hips, swivel off the hatchet, ratchet
• Pang doodoo pain, Mosquito, get the bangdido
• Get bag, get doodoo pang pag
• Gettin browner rowdy Rodney pancake
• Chest plates and niblits gridlits
• Skittish dirty skivvy. Nipples, nippy skivvy
• Dollar for every time you farted
• Every time you wipe your mouth please
• I'm jumpin on your gizzards
• I'm rumplin dumplin Picard
• Fuckin Chuck Picor
• Checking the meter on a carb shaft dually
• Chuck Chuck Picor
• Ch-ch-checking the meter on a carb shaft dually pin
• Air out take brake pedal boot contact tickler
• Boobytrapin the monkey flinger
• I build a pile o' wearin shoes on your rug
• Found skiddies in your doodle ring
• Dribbler, dripple cripple hand gang sign
• Finger crippled, knuckles painful
• Notch, chalk notch on the steam pile
• Curdled food breath
• Chalk a notch on your chest
• Represent dueling buttress
• Soothing suckle pie
• Buttery nuts ear plug blanket lint ball
• In your soup bowl
• Hey Bob, don't pluck the hair mole
• Please hold the old, smoldy mold
• Legs, Mosquito, Mosquito
• Get the doich duckling, buckling
• Wrestler compound fracture legs
• Mosquito limber legs
• Skate down the street with a limber Skeeter
• P-p-p-p-peg legs
• I love the prosthetic limber robot leg recipient
• Fat bunions
• Girlies' holes damages by the frat crew skin cashew nuts
• Caskets, flying nuts, mutton chutts, mutton chutley
• Chuttle. The chuttle ain't funny
• A tattoo of a chubby on your ugly
• Nothin wrong with some muddy milkshake
• Retched liquid feedbag drum lip
• Drum kickin dribblin dribble
• You got a string of dribble hangin off your lip
• Please wipe off the griddle off you lip, please
• Robby Snitchel, big shouts to the black box
• Yo, we got throbbing nickels. Woops
• Big Douglas, get the business done
• Clean up you mess
• Jog over here with some he furdlers and beer piss
• Doyng doyng doyng... get the Deutschmarks
• Everybody’s out, for getting Deutschmarks
• Shave, a weird number, into your brain piece
• Into your brain hair
• You know about the brains hair
• Yo, you don't got any brain hair get a Mirkin piece
• Don't protrude out your keyloid scar
• You don't want to go and have a problem
• Yeah I got something for your girlfriend's mouth... (sfx)
• The man met the meat sprinkler
• Pinchin on your Henry Winkler, dripplit tinkler
• Dusty, dusty chicken shard, sharp Arnold
• I'll break your Rodney
• I'll spank your girlie's skin pillow, stomp bologna
• Socks the crust I'll wind chime you like the diaper face
• Feed you feasts like sausage rumplit crumple Chinese chicken
• Chewy, chingey, chili sandwich egg salad
• And Luke got the turtle back
• A triple thickness sideburn cheesy bottleneck deck
• Poop, deck poop, bathroom wall banger
• Wall brownster, here to small monster pants
• Chin chang ting ping ching
• A little more something for your girlfriend’s mouth... (sfx)
• Yeah for you girlfriend's trout mouth. (sfx)
(sfx chorus)
• Sorry about that fartin on your girlfriend's cheeks. (sfx)
• Brown moustache from the girlfriend fart mouth. (sfx)
(sfx chorus)
• Yo, your smile line at the horse teeth
• Dust ventriloquist
• Make it sound like your fart, sound like your girl farted
• Girls, get that hair crimped, get that holes pimped
• Call me El Don Jim Podiak
• Hunch hunch, hunch hunch back back in your nap sack
• Air guitar, pro back boat motor oil
• Lawnmower in your bath, shave your back
• Shave up your crab stack, Skeeto, Skeeto, Mosquitoleg
• Pegs, peg legs
• D-duel d-deuce in your Yahtzee dice black hole t-t-t-t-teeth teeth teeth
• Dip off a lipper in your, dip off a lipper in your
• Dip off a lipper in your teeth
• Dip off a lipper in your bean
• Bean. Bean. Bean. Bean. Bean. Bean. Bean. Bean
• Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnn
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3. |
Loud Barks
03:10
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Rusty Pringle
• Scorched barker, Barking Spiders
• Mob gangster, gun riot naked skin business
• Rampant super slider friction luber
• Measure my tube by my car size
• Spoiler, neon chrome dumpster bumper
• Rollin gas stations stoppin the gas cap
• I rap about the cap
• Open up the gas hole
• Fillin it up with some George W
• Helpin your girl rubbin you
• Not really, jelly buster blister cramp
• Lone bowling, three fingers in
• Three cramps knuckles
• OK, I get some beers, I'm bowlin
• Marlene come bowl for me
• My cramplin Donald barrel gun
• Shootin pins, pistol pin shooter
• Bowlin gangster
• Matt, my weapon, my secret weapon
• Baboon hand gripper
• Wooden floor disaster, grenade pants
• Cutting and dancing wig wearer
• Luke the glasses face
• Looking down the pinway
• They say he's blind, he's got a wretched hairy pillow
• Bowl of soup eater, mouth, soup breath
• Wind fill the house up
• Saturate your couch up
• Make you bring your lunch up
• Pull the rug up, call the Doug up
• See what you got your nose in
• You dipped your chin
• Got some girls to get with
• They like my rap, I like the butt crack, pants huggin
• Huggers. Lee Dungarees ripper
• Wood chipper, skin pincher
• Kicking door in, domestic violence
• Makin the pants perform the silent riot dance
• My product, you'll buy it
• It's like some gritlin chitlin milkshake batter
• Corn, pancake radish sandwich maker, makin biscuits
• Shootin at your mouth, wrist slingster
• Food weapon gangster, toiler prankster
• Using scratching like Matt's my dirty hooker
• Dirty rotten hookers
• Scratch. Rocky's my bird, he wants a scratch
(scratching)
• Yellow nape Amazon
• Rocky parrot crack scratch flinger
• He fling the cracker when I give it to him
• He smacked the chains against the cage
• When he was pissed at me
• Becky said "Don't give the sugar"
• Yo keep chippin the shit off the bottom of the cage
• Wipe ya mouth
• Yo, playin the bean horn
• You're wearing your helmet
• Shell fraction, look at the dumpster
• There's garbage in there idiot
• I said it's smelly, and you smelled it
• I said it's stinky, and you licked it
• Turn out the lights
• Knife throwing, bullet dodger Rodger
• Champion farter, like "poot, twank"
• Scary, lumpy, hairy, greasy, cheesy pumpkin
• Whittlin chin target
• Carve a random item, like a fork
• It's ugly
• Ride around in a basket
• Cause a racket
• Call your daughter, I'll cramp her style
• Create a pile of creepy smiles, smiling silly
• Bunch a hot rod
• Wrestling fat guy swollen upper carrot lip action
• I'll tattoo a rattler on you
• Yo, a freakin rattler. A rattler snake
• Yo, I'm down like your momma's panties
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4. |
MPC60 Dirt
02:00
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Rusty Pringle
• Busty bump ring, red swollen stinger poker
• Hey Charlie, Ben your Johnson, Charles Bronson
• You look like Billy Douglas
• Rutger Hauer muscle muzzle on your word hole guzzler
• Guzzle off the turd bowl... yeah
• Dip up to your wrist, dip till you're pissed
• Don't ask the ching spanker, muscle twanker
• Nuzzle, nuzzle the tadpole guzzler
• Buck tooth, upper jaw root cuttin and chippin
• Watchin tuckus, chuttin chippin rubbin friction
• The Chuts, fartin in the public restroom butt-boomin
• And cramin in a packin in the food and it gone rotten
• Like a big lipper, a deep dipper
• Ridin in it. Something, quadzilla
• I'm in your mom's umbrella, I'm riding on everything
• Sport-lover dirt bike ride
• Dirt bike ride, ride backwards
• Toadfood toadstool, stackin and lactating
• Lactating with a back breaker
• Ben Juan billfold cheese
• Samson Redneck Boy the reddest
• Deadliest dookus breath, reddest roothless chest
• Face tickler lips kissin your girlfriend
• Pickler nippler, guard your breachpad
• Randall, I salute you, I salute, your Voit shoes
• Play a round note on a brown flute
• Mutton mouthfull pack your mouth full
• A pimple, a boogie, your girlfriend get a noogie in the mushy tushy
• Pack your strum buns on a town tune
• Got braces, you need some toothpicks, you need some toothpicks
• You get lettuce in the braces for the lettuce release
• Dart shaft man Randall
• I say shout to you with your horse shoe pits and griddle
• Tightey whitey midnight Randall snackin, elastic strappin
• Midnight confrontation with Matt and
• In the cupboard. Don't back out with the crack out
• Elephant skin pilsner pistol
• Check out your innards ringworm
• Bullet shooter pistol quad sport, teleportin to a shithouse
• Teleportin hog snortin, you think it's stinky, right
• You smell it, it smells right
• But don't put your finger in it, dip your chin in it
• Yo big shout out to the Douglas
• You gotta take care of that sting, you gotta ice your ring up
• You gotta ice that thing
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Rusty Pringle
• It's Rusted Pringle getting your girl bell to ringle jingle
• It's Rusted Pringle watching your girlie butthole wrinkle
• It's Rusted Pringle ramming it in the windhole
• Pringle, chalking a notch up on the bed post
• It's Rusty Pring, investigating the doodoo ring
• It's Rusty Doodoo Ring, getting the doodoo ring
(Ohhhh, I can't breath)
• That's not enough, that's like 10 lines
(Stop. Ehhhhhhhhh)
• I'm dishing out bullet trumpets
• Right click your left tittie
• Clean your drawers if they're smellin shitty
• Wash the remote when you get it unstuck from you roll problem
(Ewwwww, ahh eww ohhhh, ohhhh eh uhhh)
(Ewwwww, ahh eww ohhhh, ohhhh eh uhhh)
• I got some nose goblins
• They call me Joey Buttonhooker Rolly Morten Robert
(Ewwwww, ahh eww ohhhh, ohhhh eh uhhh)
(Ewwwww, ahh eww ohhhh, ohhhh eh uhhh)
• I got a lot of problems like my nuts are hobble gobble
• Havin trouble eating a punani taco
• Havin trouble eating a... nope
• More than a trumpet player
• A brown note for your Mom's toupeer
• Your Dad smells like a vaginer
• Work it out with your mirk designer
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6. |
Missile Launch Pad
02:00
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Rusty Pringle
• I was looking at your stomach
• It looks like a Ronald Dumrotch
• With a shoe horn, and a cat legs dancin
• Perform the dance moves to the dance groove
• And dump your dunlap. Oooohhh
• Oohh, it's the story of the bandit, "Poon Tang Poop"
• A skid mark is not a poop
• A fart ain't shit, your eyebrows ain't shit
• Your mudslide, as in your tighty whities, is shit
• Wipe your shit up
• A Mosquito is a bug
• A Pringle is a dipper
• It's dipper, pack a fat lipper
• Take a dump in your sticker
• Ahhh, kalbungus and a woodchuck
• That's a nifty jingle
• The fucking stinky Rusted Pringle
• The Skeeto do the farm house stuff
• And the izzle wax off the muff in the
• Run gang shit
• 3BZ and the mustard pickle
• Joe Taylor penis missile
• Launch off, smash the Wrecktum
• Onion, old fart erection
• Hey, look at the book
• The books says "turd naps"
• Smell like a doodoo wrap
• They smell the cabbage
• They smell like a three ring binder
• That's been in a toilet bowl
• Poop. Shoot. Poop shoot
• Poop poop poop poopshoot
• Hershey mudslide and wipe it off
• It fells right, it feels like a turd knife
• Or a turn-buck diaper stinkin disk slip
• Ahhh, Molly rotten tooth
• Rocky underbelly
• Vee Ho Pee starfish butthole skin pistol
• Those are the big shout outs
• Yo, your phone ring a ding ding
• And frika frika frikesh nit
• This thing's sensitive
• Like the missile tip head pistol nip
• Got a little crusty edge around the nipple tip
• We we we we
• We thought it was done, but it's not done
• I need to say I'm out like a turtle head
• I'm out like a dog boner
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7. |
New #2
03:05
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Rusty Pringle
• Holes, teeth, look closely
• Lookin like Nestle Crunch tooth
• Redneck cutoff jean shorts
• Cut duce shot. Duce pairs
• Short ugly, hair comb
• Tough tongue hanger
• No laces in the shoes
• Tongue problem, twang business
• Last of the dune shit pillagers
• Rally sport inch dwindler
• Get off my jockey jockster
• Roller hockey rollin wart growing skank garden
• (inhale) Flower sniffin
• What the body infestation
• Barrel of monkeys melon Beefaroni's
• Bolognas, party
• Party for you happy chowder
• Chunky styled, stylin up a muster
• Air perpetrator, smell rifle expert
• Grundle interpersonal blast-off
• Wind blower, lawnmower, corn-holer
• Old molar, Richard Moulder aka Dick Maldoonski
(scratching/samples)
• Old romaine lettuce
• Old tennis shoes
• You know the story, here's the story
• Pants pulled down, there's something crazy
• A tennis court, and a lazy old man
• Sittin on a lawn chair, tennis pencil
• Skinny legs, skinny brackets
• Still platform shoe pain,
• Midget wrestler, body slammer
• Strippin at your Mommy baby shower
• Skin lancer, filthy Billy goat
• Hooked tooth, hooked tuckles
• Shave your baskets
• Drown out the gangster chrome Jerome necklace
• Purchase goon necklace
• Monstrous, mock-neck monstrosity
• Animal hair situation growin places
• It's butt on butt crime
• Call your Mother. Call Doug's Brother
• It's efficient to call up Daryl Thompson
• Call Scroliosis
• Install some gasket vents in the pants leg
• Gettin your Horatio fatter
• Bunion flares
• Bob Barker
• Box legs, raw eggs
• I guess the spice is ripening
• Don't balloon your nipple out
• Don't push your implant
• Yeah, that's how we're doing this thing
• That's Mosquitoleg
• That's me
• Yo, we're Barking Spiders
• I smell like rusted surface Pringle
• Yes, Douglas, eat the dugout
• You know you got the bugs out
(Hold on, hold on)
• Yes my neck is bitten by a horseflys
• Horses come and bite your lips out
• Yeah, on this track
• That's Skeeterlegs
• And I'm the fucking Pringle biter
• Don't front on the shoe size
• Yup, I'm the cheep defeater
• Nope. Yeah, I'm the cheese eater
• Yeah, I gotta also say shout to my boy
• Unis corn cob nibbler
• Hello, handlebar moustache grower
• You nice, have moustache comb rake
• Yo make sure you tongue mop your plate clean
• Yes
• Poot stank
(sfx)
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8. |
PP Peg Doodoo
04:04
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Rusty Pringle
• My shirt smell like peepee poopoo peg doodo
• Eat your grizzle, eat that giblets
• Giblets, wipe your mouth
• Yo, wipe your mouth corn
• Boot scootin boot punt
• Ridin in small brown ships, toilet water
• Inner chafe, innards chapped... chat
• Wipe, get the cream corn outta your teeth
• Creep, creep hard
• Fart and smack your cheek
• Cheap boxer seam, cheap stitch stichel
• Stinky sandal Randal horseshoe pits and dirt Randal
• Bangs horseshoes
• Pits and dirt
• Randall bangs horseshoes in the horseshoe pit like
• (Ting, ting, twank)
• Studio punch-ins, Douglas at my luncheon
• I'm bunkin on your butthole, stain the carpet
• Twankers bad for your stealth
• Pink brown pillow shocker blast off hot wind chime
• Yo it's your pillow case, It's the Innerspace, it's Douglas Quaid
• And it's Ben Quaid in a paper bag
• A sandwich, a hot dancing turd fringin in skin
• Ringing anus beans, trumpet trumpet trumpet
• Randal eats balloons and food on your chin farts
• Make your voice high
• Pelted P Pillis
• Peterson dent your skin, will pill fart
• Thanks for the hot-dog skin plate, I'll frost your pillow
• With Phil Alberelli, Jon Jon LeRock
• A hot-dog, the shitty breakfast
• Lumped under skin it smells like locker room
• Locker room... Amy Babcock
• Amy Babcock Jeremiah Babcock
• They make out in the back seat
• Bus driver, I'll tell you about it
• Twitchel, Mr. Mitchell
• Mitchell Mitchell twitchel Mitchell
• I'm gonna say names of people that I know
• It's also like Andy Datillio
• Yeah I'm talkin about Billy Jenkins
• I'm also talkin about Jason Turanjo
• I seen a redneck eatin spittle
• I seen a fucking woman eatin some jizzle
• Yeah, I'll twist open your doorknob with a penis grip
• Don't watch out, you might get the penis drip
• Twomp, yeah, basket Brillo batch
• Twang. Spack off of the trillo
• Eat off the Brillo, eat off the plate, Jack
• Stuffed. Stuffed up nose
• My nose got stuffed up,
• It's like frosting pudding drip
• Chip grizzle, Chip get chocolate chips in your bone chisel
• Yeah beautiful girl, I'll show you my beautiful bunion world
• Yap. Yeah, I'll tell you some ingredients
• Tell you the whole recipe
• Ching, ching, ching, ching, ching, ching, ching, ching
• How much business can I fit into one little lipshits
• Pin snits, pinsle
• Put little bits of Christmas tinsle in your whole pinhole
• Yup, I'm ready again, I'm smoking another one
• Yes, I'm goin to McDonald's this morning
• I'm gonna get a breakfast thing
• I'm gonna eat that, and I'm gonna crap in about a minute
• Smelly. It's really smelly. It's really great, it's good to hear
• You wanna hear about some smells in your ear-nose-hole
• Charlie, dumpin a whole garbage truck worth of
• Dump dirt in your laundry
• Yes it's special, I got a whole entourage of Gesso
• I wanna put on the back of your neck roll
• Great, the underside of your belly's like rusty surface cage
• It's like Rocky's dirty underbelly
• Yeah, I break off Cotton Mouth Dan with a whole can of water
• I'll make sure his mouth don't clap
• Ching, ching, ching, ching, ching, ching, ching, ching
• Ching, ching, ching, ching, ching, ching, ching, ching
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9. |
Sap Snatcher
02:32
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Rusty Pringle
• Rusty Pringle watchin your girl tinkle
• Rusty with the stance knocking dust off the girl pants
• Rusty give your girl the tongue duplex
• Crusty been running outta Kotex
• Hang up your stir-ups, usurp the syrup
• Drawing on the doodle pad
• I pooped on your lawn and made your poodle mad
• Call Chad and get the problem lubricated
• Don't worry about the ugly girl you dated
• You shoulda masturbated
• Hey Ben, pass the underwear
• Bob too, keep the shoes on. Feet stink buddy
• Keep the clean skin, peep the hair trim, prime cutting (do it)
• Real muttons face, drop the onions on the shoes lace
• Making the grits, please Chuck loose the eggs breath
• Shave the hair patch chest, hair like a ripple fest, cut it
• Meat dish service, helmet make the retard nervous
• Please make my straight hair curvous
• Could you go ahead and blemish with pimple
• Two fatties with meat in the middle
• Dripple dripplin, salavation iron boxer shorts
• Neon, toilet Porta-Potty
• Dirty rotten undergarments
• Rigor mortis dick girly party
(scratching)
• Call Shape and tell him the bunions be swollen
• And the cheese is old and moldin, fractured legs bowlin
• Broken struggle snuggle pistol pullin
• Skeeterlegs told me he was pullin pintos
• Swollen soccer bean burritos
• And Cheatos beatos
(sfx)
• Ahh, yeah! That was the outro
• No. This is the outro
• Ahh, I called up. I called up Skeeter
• He told me that if I didn't have a parking spot
• To park in the cripple spot, and pretend to be handy
• So I did it
(sfx outro)
• Well, it seemed the hit of the show
• Was a fuel stingy clay cook stove
• At its Brownsferry nuclear site
• 80 hogs, $500 dollars, build windmill
(more scratching)
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10. |
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Rusty Pringle
• I want to tell you some things that mean something
• Like munchkins eating dumplings
• Then extreme dumping off the world's largest pumpkins
• That would be something
• They would be taking things to the next level
• Then their adrenalin settles, and they
• Pick up the piles of shitty pebbles
• They all got medals, and don't do it for the respect
• But they live for the thrill of the impact
• When the turds connect
• They never pay any mind to
• Having to clean up the mess but
• Sometimes they extreme dump and then
• Sleepin in the bed sheets, blessed
• Yes yes, I agree that's all a little grotesque
• But if we're knee deep, they're armpit
• So don't bitch and complain about the
• Small shit
Skeeterlegs
• Everyone's tall, they think they got it bad
• But the small deal with shit
• And half the time they're knee deep in it
• It's like going uphill, both ways
• No shoes, size 2 Rollerblades
• And your toes are bunched up
• She falls down, she farted
• She falls right over, she fucking stinks
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